Gregory shushes them. Then, thirty seconds later, the audio stops. A robotic voice says: “This file is not authorized for playback on this device. Please connect to iTunes to authorize this computer.”

Abbott Elementary Season 2 is available on Hulu. The M4B file mentioned in the episode is fictional. Please do not attempt to torrent self-help audiobooks on school Wi-Fi. Ava will know. Ava always knows.

When Janine (Quinta Brunson) asks to see the curriculum, Gregory proudly pulls out his phone. “It’s right here,” he says. “M4B. It’s higher quality than MP3. You get chapters.”