Adult Comedy (2027)

She swirled her dirty martini, watching the lone olive drift in the glass like a tiny, defeated life raft. “So,” she said, her voice a low purr of controlled chaos, “the divorce attorney’s number is in your phone under ‘Golf Buddy.’”

Greg didn’t look up. “Hilarious. Did you remember to tip the valet?” adult comedy

“I tipped him your dignity. He said it was fine, but it had a small stain.” She swirled her dirty martini, watching the lone

“Because I’m cheaper than a private investigator?” Did you remember to tip the valet

Marjorie had been married to Greg for twenty-two years, which meant she had mastered the art of the silent bet. Tonight’s wager: how many minutes into their “romantic” Thursday dinner before he checked his fantasy football scores.

Now he looked up. “The Breville? Over my dead body.”

The Last Olive