Cheats — Breeding Season

That’s not cheating. That’s portfolio management . Cheating is not free. Males who sneak risk being killed by dominant rivals. Satellites lose out if no females arrive. Female-mimics sometimes get courted by actual males—which wastes time and energy.

So the next time you hear a male blackbird singing his heart out from a cattail, remember: he’s not just singing to attract a mate. He’s singing to keep his neighbor’s sperm out of his nest. And somewhere in the reeds, a small, dull-colored male is listening—waiting for his nine-second window. breeding season cheats

It’s dawn in the peat bog. A male red-winged blackbird, epaulets flashing, belts his conk-la-ree! from a cattail. He owns this marsh—or so he believes. Three females nest within his territory. He guards them with obsessive flights, chasing rival males. He is, by every measure, a success. That’s not cheating

In species from fairy-wrens to elephant seals to—embarrassingly—the socially monogamous albatross (long a symbol of fidelity), 10 to 70 percent of offspring were not sired by the social father. The breeding season, it turned out, runs on a black market. Cheating isn’t random. It follows predictable strategies. Call them the Sneaker, the Satellite, and the Parasite. Males who sneak risk being killed by dominant rivals

By J. S. Moraine