But we cannot go home, my friends. Because the is waiting. This is the first boss. He is big. He is angry. He has a halberd the size of my entire budget.
I did it. I beat Dark Souls 3. No summons. No cheats. Just pain, panic, and pure dumb luck. Graphics: 10/10 (I can see my own suffering reflected in the armor) Music: 10/10 (makes me want to cry and punch a wall at the same time) Difficulty: 11/10 (my controller is now in 4 pieces) Bosses: 9/10 (except the tree. the tree can burn) Dogs: 0/10 (delete them from the game)
Stay under the butt.
I die 15 times. FIFTEEN.
Phase 1: I survive. I am good. I am rolling like a professional. dark souls 3 el amigos
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Phase 2: The main watcher lights his sword on FIRE. Now every swing has a flame wave. Now I am not good. Now I am running in circles screaming “NO NO NO NO NO.” But we cannot go home, my friends
But finally… FINALLY… I kill him. How? Panic rolling. Just rolling, rolling, rolling, and one little poke. He falls. I am shaking. I need water. Now we go to the High Wall. Beautiful architecture. Very nice view. Too bad everything wants to eat my face.