Eliza Ibarra Late For Work -

As she power-walked past the cubicles, the silence was deafening. You could hear a mouse click. That’s when Eliza stopped mid-stride. Turning to the slack-jawed receptionist, Eliza leaned against the water cooler and uttered the line that is now being printed on motivational posters ironically:

She then produced a crumpled bagel from her purse, took a bite, and asked Steve from Accounting, "Did you move the microwave again? Because I refuse to eat a cold bagel while discussing Q3 projections." eliza ibarra late for work

"I’m not late for work. Work is simply early for my genius." As she power-walked past the cubicles, the silence

We’ve all had those mornings. The ones where the universe conspires against you. The alarm doesn’t go off, the coffee machine rebels, and traffic lights turn red the second you approach them. The ones where the universe conspires against you