Fear And Loathing In Aspen 95%

Now? The freaks have been evicted. The sheriff is a real estate developer. The grassy bike paths are now cobblestone malls lined with Prada and Gucci, high-end temples to a god that Thompson knew was a fraud: the god of Status. The loathing deepens because the victory of the "pig" class he railed against is so absolute. They didn’t just win; they bought the battlefield, then paved it, then built a condominium on it that no journalist, no artist, no ski bum could ever afford.

This is where the loathing begins, a slow, hot bile rising in the throat. It is the loathing of the spectator at the world’s most expensive funeral. Because this place, this beautiful, high-altitude morgue, was once the high-water mark of the counterculture. In the late 60s and early 70s, Aspen was a strange, beautiful zoo. It was a place where Hunter Thompson ran for sheriff on the Freak Power ticket, promising to tear up the streets and turn them into grassy bike paths, to ban cars, and to decriminalize drugs. It was a place where a man could be judged not by the size of his trust fund, but by the quality of his cocaine and the ferocity of his commitment to the madness. fear and loathing in aspen

The saddest sight in Aspen is not the empty bottle of Château Margaux left on a park bench. It is the ghost of the Gonzo past. You can almost see him, a fat, sweating ghost in a Hawaiian shirt, lurking at the edge of the Jerome Bar. He is watching the young heirs and heiresses snort perfect, pharmaceutical-grade lines off their Breitling watches. They are performing a hollow pantomime of rebellion, mistaking a high credit limit for high spirit. They are the "Wave" generation—not the Third Wave of utopian anarchy, but the final, pathetic wave of a late-capitalist society cresting over a bowl of overpriced chili. The grassy bike paths are now cobblestone malls

And that, perhaps, is the true horror. The fear and loathing are not just for what Aspen has become. They are for what it represents: the final, total, and complete co-opting of every authentic human emotion by the marketplace. Even rebellion is for sale. Even angst comes in a luxury package. You can buy a "Gonzo" t-shirt at a boutique for $95, a pale, lint-free relic of a time when madness meant something other than a marketing demographic. This is where the loathing begins, a slow,

Standing at the base of Aspen Mountain, looking up at the slopes dotted with brightly colored ants in perfect, expensive gear, you realize the truth. Hunter S. Thompson didn’t lose the battle for Aspen. The battle never ended. It just got bought out. The fear is the understanding that the barbarians are not at the gate; they own the gate. And the loathing is the unavoidable, heartbreaking realization that the American West, the final frontier of the imagination, is now just another zip code in the portfolio of the damned. The only thing to do is buy a ticket on the next flight out, back down to the flatlands, back to the real, ugly, beautiful chaos. Because in this perfect, sterile, million-dollar morgue, a man cannot breathe. He can only choke on the thin, sweet air of victory.

They have no fear because they have never known true danger. They have no loathing because they have never loved anything that wasn’t an investment. They are playing a game they don't even know is rigged, buying $20 million condos with a shrug, their souls as hollow and polished as the marble floors of their foyers.