The Broccoli That Cried "Drama"
The Drama Meter slowly drained to zero. The sun came back out. And the food all slid in a straight line toward the Fridge, their arms stiff at their sides, ready for the next video—where Broccardo would inevitably lose his mind over a dropped grape.
Broccardo yelled. He then proceeded to perform a long, looping animation of himself stomping his tiny stem-feet. STOMP. STOMP. STOMP. The sound effect was a low-quality thud downloaded from a free site in 2009. goanimate food
Cheez-It patted him on the leaf. "That's growth, Broccardo. That's growth."
Broccardo shrieked. He pulled out a Ban Hammer (a literal hammer with a banana peel on it). "PREPARE TO BE GROUNDED FROM EXISTENCE." The Broccoli That Cried "Drama" The Drama Meter
Broccardo said, not meaning it. "BUT ONLY BECAUSE THE TOASTER ASKED."
Cheez-It tried to reason with him. "But Broccardo, we are food. We cannot ground people. We are going to be eaten eventually." Broccardo yelled
He swung. The screen flashed red. A stock explosion effect— KABOOM —covered the screen. When the smoke cleared, the Milk Carton was replaced by a black silhouette with "Grounded" written across it in Comic Sans.
