Google Drive 10 Things I Hate About You 〈Top 100 SECURE〉

I paste a simple text from Notepad into a Google Doc. Suddenly, the line spacing is 2.5, the font is Wingdings, and there is a random table border around my name. You take something simple and turn it into a CSS fever dream.

I spend hours perfecting a resume in Google Docs. I export to PDF to send to a recruiter. I open the PDF. The margins are wrong, a random bullet point is floating in the void, and my name is hyphenated across two lines. You made me look unprofessional in front of a robot, Google. google drive 10 things i hate about you

Someone sends me a shared link. I click it. It opens. I try to type. Nothing happens. I look up. View Only. I scream. Now I have to go back, request access, wait 45 minutes, and then "Make a Copy" just to add a single comma. Why do you hate productivity? I paste a simple text from Notepad into a Google Doc

Despite all this, Google Drive... I can’t quit you. You’re free (mostly). You work across my PC, Mac, phone, and toaster. And frankly, the only thing worse than you is Microsoft OneDrive. I spend hours perfecting a resume in Google Docs