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The vote happens fast. Whispers. Pointed fingers. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old former rugby prop turned reality TV villain. He is loud, eats triple portions, and last night called the camp's beloved yoga instructor "a space cadet." Paul (to camera, sweating through his vest): "They've picked me. The snakes. Right. I've scrrummaged against the All Blacks. I've headbutted a wardrobe on Celebrity Big Brother . How bad can a few Greek lizards be?" Trial Location: The Parthenon of Pain (a custom-built structure overlooking a jagged coastline).

Six stars. Six meals. But the curse? Paul returns, grey-faced, clutching a canteen. He doesn't speak. He just sits by the fire, staring at the flames. i'm a celebrity... get me out of here greece season 13 bd9

Third bowl: the . It suctions to his soft palate. He makes a sound like a drowning drainpipe. He yanks it out, a string of saliva and ink trailing behind. The vote happens fast

The yoga instructor levitates. Ant eats a feta-and-scorpion kebab. And a bushtucker trial involving 10,000 angry bees and a glass coffin. Inevitably, the axe falls on , a 52-year-old

It sits there. Dark, muscular, roughly the size of a clenched fist. A slow, primal lub-dub is visible. It is, horrifically, still twitching.