The sight of four hungry celebrities watching Keith eat a doughnut in front of them while stone-faced is arguably the cruelest thing ITV has ever done. Joey Essex trying to negotiate with Keith by offering him a "shout-out on TOWIE" is a moment frozen in time. Best Moment: Alfonso Ribeiro teaching the camp to do The Carlton Dance on a bed of eucalyptus leaves, only to be immediately told to stop because it was attracting spiders.

The "Airtanic" trial where Vincent had to retrieve stars in a freezing cold airplane fuselage while pretending to be a pilot. He quit after 90 seconds, calling the water "disgusting."

The next day, the camp physically separated. Team "Snail" sat on one log, Team "No Snail" on the other. It was the most tense the jungle has been since the Lady C vs. Tony Hadley days. While the eating trials were vile (I still gag thinking about the "Cow’s Udder Smoothie"), the real villain of Season 13 was a man behind a glass screen: Kiosk Keith .

April 14, 2026 By: The TV Survivalist

Jungle Royalty and Kiosk Keith’s Revenge: Revisiting I’m a Celebrity… Season 13 (2013)

Stay tuned for next week: Revisiting the year Lady C locked herself in the shed.

For new fans: Kiosk Keith wasn't a celebrity. He was a grumpy extra who ran the treat shack. The camp would win luxury items (chocolate, beer, pillows), but they had to face Keith. If they failed a simple memory or dexterity game after winning the main trial, Keith would slam the window shut, smirk, and deny them the reward.

The camp was split down the middle. Vincent and Joey wanted to hunt for snails to supplement their rice and beans. Kian and Steve said no—they had been told by the producers that the snails were unsafe to eat raw.

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