Key And Peele Katendra ((new)) -

Long pause. Mr. Garvey stares at her. Then, slowly, he nods.

(Eyes narrow, scanning the room) …A-A-Ron is absent. Good. But I see a name I don’t recognize. A name that offends me. (He squints at his clipboard) …Katendra? key and peele katendra

My point is that the letter ‘C’ exists for a reason! It’s right there! C-A-T-E-N-D-R-A. That’s a name. What you have is a license plate for a villain in a Fast & Furious movie . Long pause

Do it. Call me “Catendra.” See what happens. Then, slowly, he nods

You will address me as Mr. Garvey. And you will explain this… this typo on my roll sheet.

(Pulls hood down, grins) See you tomorrow, Mr. G.

(Points a trembling finger) You sit there with your K, your silent second ‘e,’ and your audacity. But one day, you’ll apply for a job, and some HR lady named Barbara will have an aneurysm just reading your résumé. And on that day, you’ll think… “Mr. Garvey was right.”