Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didnāt even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, āWhich one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?ā
I held up my empty hands. āLady, Iām just here to wash a sweater.ā
Antonio pointed at me. Because Antonio is a mofo.
The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fitābecause only mofos came here at midnight.
She smiled. āThen you wonāt mind if I check your lint trap.ā
I sat on a cracked plastic chair, watching my delicates spin in machine #4. The air smelled of bleach, weed, and regret. In the corner, a guy named Cheese argued with a dryer that ate his last dollar. āI seen it take the quarter,ā he whispered to the lint trap. āDonāt play me.ā
Thatās when I noticed the gun in her waistband. And the police tape still on her sleeve.
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Then she walked in. Gold hoops, leopard coat, carrying a trash bag of what looked like cashmere. She didnāt even look at the soap dispensers. Just leaned against the folding table and said, āWhich one of you mofos stole my Tide Pods?ā
I held up my empty hands. āLady, Iām just here to wash a sweater.ā mofos laundromat
Antonio pointed at me. Because Antonio is a mofo. Then she walked in
The sign buzzed two letters dead: . Antonio said it fitābecause only mofos came here at midnight. Just leaned against the folding table and said,
She smiled. āThen you wonāt mind if I check your lint trap.ā
I sat on a cracked plastic chair, watching my delicates spin in machine #4. The air smelled of bleach, weed, and regret. In the corner, a guy named Cheese argued with a dryer that ate his last dollar. āI seen it take the quarter,ā he whispered to the lint trap. āDonāt play me.ā
Thatās when I noticed the gun in her waistband. And the police tape still on her sleeve.
