Monkey King : The One And Only -

He returned. The Buddha opened his hand. There, between middle and ring finger, was the smell of monkey piss.

Finally, the Dragon Queen whispered, “What about the Golden Cudgel?” monkey king : the one and only

The Monkey King felt the talisman peel away. The mountain cracked. He burst forth like a comet, roaring his freedom to the sky. He returned

The Monkey laughed and leaped. He somersaulted across the cosmos—past the edge of the universe, past the Pillars of Creation. He saw five pink pillars and thought, “This is the end of all things.” He urinated on one pillar to mark his victory. Finally, the Dragon Queen whispered, “What about the

He twirled it once. The ocean roared. He twirled it twice. The Dragon King wept. News of the Monkey’s thefts—immortality, erased death, stolen weapon—reached the Jade Emperor. The celestial bureaucracy was outraged. But the Emperor, ever pragmatic, offered a compromise: “Give him a minor title in Heaven. Keep your enemies close.”

Out leaped a monkey.