This is the most lovable archetype. The Holy Fool writes a 1,200-page sci-fi/fantasy/horror/romance epic in which the grammar is optional, the plot relies on the concept of “quantum feelings,” and the hero defeats the Dark Lord by crying really hard. Think before he invented Scientology—his Battlefield Earth is a masterpiece of delusional pacing and accidental comedy. Or think of the self-published sensation Vernon Sullivan (a pseudonym of Boris Vian, who pretended to be a black American author translating his own work from a non-existent English original). The Holy Fool believes they are writing the next Dune . They are writing a beautiful, insane, unreadable fever dream. And we are richer for it.
To understand the species, we must break it down. There are three primary archetypes of the Nut Jobs Author. nut jobs author
This author started writing a memoir. Halfway through, the “I” fragmented. Reality slipped. The Confessional Collapser cannot distinguish between what happened to them and what they dreamt happened. The result is a work like Blood and Guts in High School , where the author becomes a character who becomes a prostitute who becomes a Persian slave girl, all while rewriting Nathaniel Hawthorne. Or, more tragically, the works of John Kennedy Toole , whose A Confederacy of Dunces is so perfectly, painfully a product of its author’s isolation and paranoia that Toole killed himself before it won the Pulitzer. The nut jobbery here is not malice; it is a permeability of the skin between self and fiction. This is the most lovable archetype
So raise a glass to the paranoid, the grandiose, the delusional, the obsessive. Raise a glass to the author who replied to your polite rejection email with a 10,000-word treatise on how you are a pawn of the psychic vampires. They are annoying, exhausting, and often wrong. Or think of the self-published sensation Vernon Sullivan
