Finally, night vision that lets you see in the dark and the absurdity of your own credit card debt. The Backstory: What Even Is “NVG”? If you’ve been on tactical Twitter, airsoft forums, or any survivalist subreddit this week, you’ve seen the all-caps post: “OMG THE LATEST NVG” – usually accompanied by a grainy leaked photo of a housing unit that looks like a cyborg mantis.

Amazing tech. Absurd cost. Would recommend if money is fictional to you. Otherwise, wait for the thermal version and cry then.

Still… want one . If for no other reason than to walk the dog at 2 AM and whisper, “I can see you, Mr. Possum.”