Phil's Epic Halloween Prank On Claire | !!link!!

From the kitchen, Claire smiles sweetly. Too sweetly.

is in the kitchen, calmly carving a pumpkin with surgical precision. She’s wearing a black turtleneck. She looks like a retired assassin who does yoga. phil's epic halloween prank on claire

Phil covers his mouth to keep from laughing. He is crying silent tears of joy. From the kitchen, Claire smiles sweetly