Querido — Hijo Estas Despedido

You are fired, querido hijo, so that I can hire myself. My new role: a woman who takes salsa lessons on Tuesday nights, who buys the expensive coffee, who might adopt a dog even though you’re allergic. My new project: the rest of my life.

Inside, a single sheet. No salutation beyond those three words at the top. querido hijo estas despedido

You are an adult. You have a career, a girlfriend who rolls her eyes when I call too often, and a life that runs just fine without my daily prayers for your socks to match. And yet, I have been acting as your general manager—worried about your cholesterol, your heating bill, the fact that you haven’t changed your car’s oil in fourteen months. You are fired, querido hijo, so that I can hire myself