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Despite its grim habits, eradication of H. rimworldensis from an ecosystem leads to a 340% increase in rot stink and a 15% increase in the spread of fibrous mechanites via unprocessed corpses. The bird serves as an essential, if macabre, sanitation service. 7. Conclusion Heronius rimworldensis is a testament to the resilience of life on the galactic rim. It has turned the most violent aspect of humanoid existence—sudden, traumatic death—into a stable, renewable resource. For the rimworld colonist, the sight of a heron stalking through the smoke of a recent firefight is a reminder: the planet has its own custodians, and they have beaks. 8. Acknowledgments The authors thank the 147 colonists who lost their lives and, consequently, their soft tissues to our study subjects. No animals were harmed in this research, though 4 researchers were pecked severely. 9. Data Availability All raw stomach contents and video logs are archived at the Uraniborg Stomach Repository, subject to trigger warning clearance. Corresponding Author: j.castor@uraniborg.edu.rim

A previously undocumented behavior: H. rimworldensis has learned to use fragments of broken plasteel as crude hammers to crack open the thoraxes of downed, but not fully deceased, raiders. More surprisingly, they will carry scyther blades to shallow water and rub them against stones, apparently to clean off lubricant for consumption. The birds show no fear of dormant mechanoids and will nest in the hollowed-out chassis of dead centipedes, gaining thermal insulation from the residual reactor warmth. rimworld heron

We propose that H. rimworldensis is not an aberrant mutation but a highly derived descendant of shipboard pest-control birds that escaped into the wild. Its reliance on humanoid corpses suggests a co-evolutionary history of at least 5,000 years, possibly dating back to the first generation ships. Despite its grim habits, eradication of H