The Lingerie Salesman's Worst Nightmare (2025)

And the nightmare isn’t the request. It’s that she never blinks. Not once.

She then asks to try on a waspie corset, a sheer babydoll, and a leather garter belt — for the wake . the lingerie salesman's worst nightmare

She tilts her head. “Don’t be. I picked the coffin.” And the nightmare isn’t the request

Derek’s mouth opens. Closes. Opens again. a sheer babydoll

Here’s a quick piece to illustrate one possible take:

When she finally leaves, Derek finds a single black rose on the counter. The thorns are still wet.

It sounds like you’re setting up a scene or a character sketch — “the lingerie salesman’s worst nightmare” could go a few ways, depending on the tone you want (comic, dramatic, or psychological).