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Enjoy our signature “Rinse & Repeat” spa package, which includes a bespoke bathroom consultation, organic cotton towels, and a bedtime story about the history of anal hygiene (optional, but hilarious). Our restaurant, The Clean Plate Club , serves high-fiber, gut-friendly cuisine, and our lobby bidet fountain makes for an unforgettable selfie spot.

Each room is equipped with dual-temperature bidets, soft-close heated seats, and a “splash-free guarantee.” The concierge can book you a “Bidet Bootcamp” or a “Pressure & Pleasure” water workshop. Nightly turndown includes a single-ply origami swan (just kidding – it’s triple-ply bamboo). tushy hotel

While the name raises eyebrows, guests leave with raised spirits – and exceptionally clean bottoms. Enjoy our signature “Rinse & Repeat” spa package,

If you’ve ever finished a long trip and thought, “I just need a really good wash,” then Tushy Hotel is your promised land. Located in the heart of downtown (and down under, humor-wise), Tushy Hotel offers guests something no other 5-star property dares: bathroom-centric luxury. Nightly turndown includes a single-ply origami swan (just

Welcome to Tushy Hotel – the first hospitality experience designed for the ultimate posterior paradise. We’ve taken the luxury of modern bidet cleansing and built an entire stay around it. Every suite features a Tushy Spa 3.0 bidet attachment, heated seats, warm water rinse, and a gentle air-dry function. But we didn’t stop there.