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The Funnel greeted him with a cheerful “Welcome back, Leo. You seem tired. Want to feel something else?”

And Leo would be watching.

Leo added a countdown timer. That night, Leo walked home under real stars. He passed a billboard he had programmed last year. It read: “You are not depressed. You are just dehydrated. Buy HydraBottle.” webmarketers

His screen flickered. For a second, the teal turned to a soft, human pink. He thought he saw his own reflection—not as a Webmarketer, but as a person. Tired. Small. Somewhere in Ohio, a woman was rubbing beeswax on her elbows and crying for no reason she could name. The Funnel greeted him with a cheerful “Welcome back, Leo

“That’s not a product,” Leo said. “That’s a phobia.” the teal turned to a soft