Sheldon S02e07 Mpc - Young

(entering) I’ve completed a preliminary sensory analysis of both briskets. Mary: We don’t need a scientist, we need a winner. Sheldon: On the contrary. I’ve isolated five critical metrics: tenderness, smokiness, moisture, crust adhesion, and something I call "mouth feel." Currently, Meemaw leads in four categories. Mary: That’s because she cheated and added pineapple juice. Meemaw: That’s not cheating, that’s called being smart. Sheldon: The pineapple juice contains bromelain, an enzyme that breaks down meat proteins. Objectively, it’s superior. Mary: I don’t care about enzymes. I care about tradition. Sheldon: Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.

"In the end, my mother and Meemaw stopped speaking for three weeks. But the real loser was the brisket, because neither of them ever made it again. As for Georgie’s driving, he eventually got his license, but I never rode with him. Not because I was scared — but because his car smelled like bologna." young sheldon s02e07 mpc

Mama, you can’t just change the recipe every time you feel like it. Meemaw: It ain’t changing, it’s improving. There’s a difference. Mary: The recipe’s been in our family for three generations. Meemaw: And for three generations, it’s been too dry. Sheldon: The pineapple juice contains bromelain, an enzyme

Just get in the car, Sheldon. Sheldon: Statistically, teenagers driving with their siblings are 40% more likely to crash. Georgie: Good thing I’m not a teenager. I’m a mature young adult. Sheldon: You’re 15 and you still think "fart" is the punchline to every joke. Georgie: That’s because it is. Georgie: That’s because it is.