Here’s a as if written by Sheldon Cooper (age ~13–14) for the MPC (Military Plans Committee? Or in TBBT/Young Sheldon context, likely a school or academic review committee — but given S04’s plot, it’s probably for the “Military Planning Committee” or a school disciplinary board) .
Respectfully, Future Nobel Laureate (estimated date: 2019) Current owner of a slightly dented model rocket. Would you like a shorter version suitable for a school hearing, or a memo from Mary Cooper defending him to the committee? young sheldon s04 mpc
Also, I note that the school allows the football team to launch human beings at each other at high velocity every Friday night, sometimes causing concussions. A 3-ounce cardboard tube with a plastic nose cone is objectively less dangerous. Here’s a as if written by Sheldon Cooper