Then Billy Bob, seated in the front row, pulls out a harmonica and plays a single, off-key note.
"Geographically, I'm from two miles away. Culturally, I'm from a superior dimension."
Sheldon consults his notes. "I will be performing a mathematically optimized medley of 'Clementine' in 7/8 time, followed by a phoneme-substitution exercise designed to stress-test the human larynx."
The audition. Sheldon steps onto a small stage. George Sr. and Mary are in the audience—Mary clapping, George with his arms crossed. Missy films on her phone, already bored.
Then Billy Bob, seated in the front row, pulls out a harmonica and plays a single, off-key note.
"Geographically, I'm from two miles away. Culturally, I'm from a superior dimension."
Sheldon consults his notes. "I will be performing a mathematically optimized medley of 'Clementine' in 7/8 time, followed by a phoneme-substitution exercise designed to stress-test the human larynx."
The audition. Sheldon steps onto a small stage. George Sr. and Mary are in the audience—Mary clapping, George with his arms crossed. Missy films on her phone, already bored.