"That’s a binary system at best. But what if the front door is blocked by a fallen tree, the back door is compromised by a rabid dog, and my window—which faces east, by the way, the direction of most Texas storm fronts—is sheared off by a microburst?"
"There. VP3. Now can I watch the game?"
"Sheldon, why are you thinking about this now? Pastor Jeff’s sermon yesterday was about trusting God’s plan, not building escape routes." young sheldon s06e14 vp3
"Inadequate. I’ve designed VP3: Virtual Parking Pass 3. A third exit vector."
"It’s a naming convention, Missy. VP1: front door. VP2: back door. VP3: the garage service door via a temporary egress corridor created by moving your clutter, Dad." "That’s a binary system at best
"I don’t have to pretend."
"Then we pray. Or call FEMA."
(rushing over with a stopwatch) "Not yet. I need to time the egress. On my whistle, you will pretend to be a panicking 12-year-old me."