No Bouken Wa Owatteshimatta! 3 - Yuusha-chan

“Tell the goblins they can have the recycling bin,” she sighed, grabbing her sword—now mostly used for opening stubborn pickle jars. “I have to go fire a slime and un-haunt a breakroom.”

“They can’t read!”

The adventure was supposed to end with a feast, a statue, and perhaps a quiet farm. Instead, Yuusha-chan was mediating a dispute between a retired lich (who wanted to unionize the skeleton workforce) and the local farmers (who were tired of their scarecrows moonwalking at midnight). yuusha-chan no bouken wa owatteshimatta! 3

The issue: my replacement, the Interim Demon Lord (a very ambitious slime named Gary), has locked me out of the coffee machine and is demanding I fill out a ‘Soul Transfer Request Form.’ In triplicate. “Tell the goblins they can have the recycling