For me, that case was a kindergarten teacher who collapsed in her classroom. The culprit? A tapeworm living in her brain. The doctor? A limping, Vicodin-popping, misanthropic genius who told the patient’s husband to “either talk to the wall or wait in the hall.”

Just don't ask House to hold your hand. He doesn't do that. He's too busy being right.

"Three Stories" (S1E21) – No contest. Essential television.