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A Descent into Cinematic Hell By Taste of Cinema Staff | August 2015

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Here are the 20 worst movies ever made. The Citizen Kane of bad movies, but let’s be honest: it’s unwatchable for normal people. Wiseau’s bizarre accent, the endless establishing shots of San Francisco, the “I did not hit her” non sequiturs. It’s a disaster, but one so surreal it loops back into performance art. Still, for the uninitiated, it’s 99 minutes of pure confusion. 19. Gigli (2003) – Martin Brest How do you destroy the career of two of Hollywood’s most bankable stars (Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez) in one go? You write a romantic comedy-crime thriller about a low-level thug forced to babysit a mentally disabled man (Justin Bartha). The line “It’s turkey time. Gobble, gobble” has haunted screenwriters for a decade. 18. Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) – Bob Clark The director of A Christmas Story made this. Let that sink in. Toddlers controlling world leaders via a giant TV screen, speaking in adult voiceovers, and delivering political monologues. It is a war crime against children’s entertainment. You will feel your IQ drop 30 points. 17. The Last Airbender (2010) – M. Night Shyamalan Shyamalan had a clause in his contract allowing him final cut. He used that power to mispronounce the main character’s name for 103 minutes. The acting is wooden, the 3D is pointless, and the bending sequences look like interpretive dance class. A cultural erasure of a beloved cartoon. 16. Disaster Movie (2008) – Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer The bottom of the parody barrel. Not a single joke lands. Carmen Electra as the Juno girl. A Hancock reference. A Speed Racer joke. By 2008, audiences had had enough. This film literally killed the spoof genre for half a decade. It isn't satire; it's a list of pop culture nouns. 15. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) – Wych Kaosayananda The only film on Rotten Tomatoes to ever hold a 0% score with over 100 reviews (for a time). Antonio Banderas and Lucy Liu glare at each other for 91 minutes between incomprehensible action sequences. The plot involves a microchip and a dead child, but you won’t care. It feels like a screensaver. 14. Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas (2014) – Darren Doane A narcissistic breakdown on film. Kirk Cameron spends 90 minutes arguing with his brother-in-law in a car about why Santa Claus is actually Jesus. It is a lecture, not a movie. There is no plot, no conflict, just a man screaming about the pagan origins of the Christmas tree. Unhinged. 13. From Justin to Kelly (2003) – Robert Iscove The American Idol movie. Kelly Clarkson and Justin Guarini on a spring break in Miami. The songs are stock synth-pop, the choreography looks like a high school rally, and the dialogue was reportedly improvised based on text messages. A time capsule of 2003’s worst fashion. 12. Alone in the Dark (2005) – Uwe Boll Uwe Boll’s masterpiece of trash. Christian Slater plays a paranormal investigator fighting ancient creatures with katanas. Tara Reid is a "museum curator." The editing is schizophrenic—action scenes cut to black every three seconds. Boll actually claimed he didn’t watch the dailies. We believe him. 11. The Hottie & the Nottie (2008) – Tom Putnam Paris Hilton’s starring vehicle. The premise: a man moves to L.A. to woo a woman (Hilton) but must first find a date for her ugly best friend. The "ugly" friend is just a woman wearing fake teeth and bad makeup. The final act reveals beauty is on the inside. The irony is physically painful. 10. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) – James Nguyen The spiritual successor to The Room , but without the charm. The "birds" are clip-art eagles pasted onto the screen via Windows Movie Maker. The acting is non-existent. The environmental message is delivered via a 15-minute lecture at a car dealership. It is incompetent in a way that feels mean-spirited. 9. The Starving Games (2013) – Friedberg & Seltzer Because Disaster Movie wasn't bad enough, they returned to mock The Hunger Games . The jokes include: "We have to find the Avox... like, Avox is a brand of water, right?" That is the level of humor. It features a cameo by Psy doing "Gangnam Style." In 2013. Painfully dated on arrival. 8. Battlefield Earth (2000) – Roger Christian John Travolta in dreadlocks, playing a nine-foot-tall alien psychologist. Based on L. Ron Hubbard’s novel. The film is shot entirely in Dutch angles (canted camera) so severe you’ll get vertigo. The plot: humans win against an advanced alien race using harpoons and learning to fly jets in a week. A $73 million ego trip. 7. Cool as Ice (1991) – David Kellogg Vanilla Ice’s answer to Purple Rain . He plays "Johnny," a rapper on a motorcycle who falls for a small-town girl. The dialogue: "Drop that zero and get with the hero." The music video interludes last longer than the actual plot. He literally rides his horse into a high school. It is a zero. 6. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) – Nicholas Webster The MST3K classic. Cheap cardboard sets, children who can’t act, and a Martian named "Girmar" who wears a polar bear suit. The plot involves Martians kidnapping Santa because their kids watch too much Earth TV. The theme song will live in your head until the day you die. 5. Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) – Harold P. Warren A fertilizer salesman bet a screenwriter that he could make a movie. He lost the bet. The plot: a family gets trapped at a lodge run by a demon master (Torgo) with giant thighs. The editing is non-existent. Scenes linger on dead air for minutes. Torgo’s theme music is a single bass note played incorrectly. 4. Jack and Jill (2011) – Dennis Dugan Adam Sandler plays twins. He also plays Al Pacino, who falls in love with the male twin dressed as a woman. The Dunkin' Donuts product placement runs seven minutes. It won a Razzie for Worst Actor, Actress, Director, Screenplay, and Picture. Pacino screaming "Dunkaccino" is the nadir of Western civilization. 3. Troll 2 (1990) – Claudio Fragasso Not a sequel to Troll . There are no trolls. There are goblins who turn people into green slime. The "Nilbog" reveal (Goblin backwards) is treated like The Sixth Sense . The line: "They're eating her... and then they're going to eat me... OH MY GOOOOOOOD." A total failure on every level—writing, acting, sound, logic. 2. Freddy Got Fingered (2001) – Tom Green Is it a satire of studio comedies? Or a genuine mental breakdown on $14 million of Fox’s money? Tom Green swings a baby by its umbilical cord, masturbates a horse, and wears a prosthetic penis to annoy his father. It is not funny. It is aggressive, hostile, and deeply sad. Roger Ebert gave it zero stars and called it "a vomitorium." 1. Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) – Ed Wood The undisputed king. Vampira, Bela Lugosi (who died mid-shoot, replaced by a chiropractor holding a cape over his face), and flying saucers on strings. The dialogue: "Future events such as these will affect you in the future." Wood ignores continuity, logic, and gravity. It is the perfect storm of incompetence, passion, and delusion. It is the worst movie ever made—and we love it for that reason. Honorable Mentions: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987), Catwoman (2004), Left Behind (2014), Mac and Me (1988). A Descent into Cinematic Hell By Taste of

Every cinephile loves a masterpiece. But there is a certain, almost masochistic thrill in plumbing the depths of cinematic failure. These are not merely bad movies; they are the celluloid equivalent of a car crash in a sewage plant. They are the films that break spirits, end careers, and make you question the sanity of everyone involved. Here are the 20 worst movies ever made